Wal-Mart

Ok. Just had the worst experience of my life. This is not for the faint of heart so stop reading if you can't handle it. This will also serve as reason number 534,765 that you don't go to Wal-mart. I'm in Wal-mart with the girls and Ray. Suddenly I feel something on my neck. I reach up to see what it is and there's nothing there. Oh, it must have been necklace or my hair, whatever. I carry on when Ray screams "Kristy!!! DONT MOVE!!!" I immediately know what it is and I am trying so hard to not move but all I want to do is yell and scream. Finally I feel a swat to my back, then another and then a roach the size of Texas comes running off my back. It had wings people. That's all. Discuss.